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Male magazine readers needed for paid market research

I have a new project for males aged 24-30 who are regular magazine readers. Please email me if interested with name, dob, email address and mobile number. First come first served. Research happens on the evening of Tuesday 5th August.cheersJohnjcmccooke@aol.com

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Male games players required for games testing

I have a new project for males aged 18-30 who play novelty sports games (Mario Kart, SEGA Superstars Tennis etc) on Wiis or Xbox360/PS3. Please email me if interested with name, dob, email address and mobile number. First come first served. Research happens on the evening of Monday 4th August.  You will be paid.cheersJohnjcmccooke@aol.com

John McCooke ● 6644d0 Comments ● 6644d

I may get banned but it made me laugh!

A man went to his doctor and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood to stand to attention. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of The organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was nothing He could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment That might work, if he was willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted Of planting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into his 'old fella'. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through Life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that There would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try Out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her To one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a Strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely Painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his wotsit sprang Out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to His trousers. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face Said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?' With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if Another bread roll will fit up my arse'.

Carol Burge ● 6649d8 Comments ● 6646d

Camogie final this Sunday at Greenford

Tara Camogie Club are pleased to announce that their Junior team has made it to the Championship Final and will take on south London team Croydon at Tir Chonaill Park, Greenford.  Throw - in 12 noon.  All welcome.Tara have both Junior and Senior teams (based on standard rather than age) so welcome players of all standards.  Call Sheila 0777 1957341 or www.camogie.co.uk

Sheila Fernandes ● 6649d0 Comments ● 6649d

domestic cleaner

Hello I am available for house cleaning and some ironing. Very reliable and daily hours to suit monday to friday between 8.00am and 3.00pm. ref available if needed.

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Party venue

Can anyone recommend a venue for a prty for c.70 people?  Ideally I'm looking for a room above a pub, nothing too flash!

Sam Reardon Smith ● 6690d6 Comments ● 6654d

Found - Burmese type cat, semi long hair...

I foster cats for Hounslow Animal Welfare Society and put the below post on the Chiswick Forum.  Someone has suggested that I also put it on this forum in case this cat belongs to someone closer to where he was found....I would not normally post a "found" relating to a cat I am fostering but I have one that arrived on Monday who HAS to have been someone's pet.  He has the colouring of a wolf - cream base fur, silver longer fur with black ticking.  He's about 2 years old, an already neutered male and was found in Hammersmith where he has been hanging out as a stray.  A lady was feeding him occassionally as she could see he was starving and then called HAWs to collect him as he is so friendly and loving he is definately not feral.He is very,very skinny under all his fur, has a slight skin condition (that is under control) caused probably by a flea allergy and is ravenously hungry.  He is desperate for love and attention, has the most beautiful green eyes and HUGE paws.He is possibly a breed called a Tiffanie which is a type of semi-long haired Burmese.  Loads of stuff about his face and body shout burmese and I feel sure he is a cat that got lost.  He's a bit traumatised and has to find somewhere dark and small to sleep if my lap is not on offer but he'll come out of that.If anyone has any information about who may have lost this cat please PM me or post on here.  HAWs have registered him as "found" with Cat's Protection but it would be a shame if he is adopted if there's a chance we could reunite him with loving owners.And if we don't find owners then of course anyone interested in adopting him, please contact HAWs on cats@haws-animals.org.uk, quoting "Lunar" which is what I have named him.

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Re-Cycling bags - A shortage or not ??

Are you having trouble with the availibility of re-cycling bags? Have spoken to the Council who say they only supply bags to your door once every three months. Is this enough. We run out in half this time. The Council suggest we trot along to the "public libary" and collect more. Do the council really care about "green issues or are they just half hearted about the whole thing? What do you think?

Roger Hooper ● 6661d3 Comments ● 6659d

HEALING IN CHISWICK

Tomorrow is the 2nd Monday of the month again so healers will be at the London Buddhist Vihara, The Avenue, W4 1UD between 11am and 1pm ready to welcome and give healing to anyone who turns up.  We look forward to seeing you tomorrow.Healing helps any condition, through from stress to physical illness.  The healing takes about 20 minutes.  There is no charge made for the healing (all the healers are working on a voluntary basis, although a donation is most welcome- all donations are given to the Vihara).You do not need to make an appointment or book and the maximum waiting time, if any, is 5-10 minutes.  If you want any further information before coming please give me a ring on 0788 189 6449.

Pat Smith ● 6659d0 Comments ● 6659d

Another Thursday funny

Old Jokes Home:An amnesiac walked into a bar.He said, "Do I come here often?"

Emma Midgley ● 6669d1 Comments ● 6660d

Ravenscourt Park War Memorial

Where is it?

Carol Burge ● 6671d2 Comments ● 6660d

Concert in the St Peter's Square for  Leukaemia Research

There will be a concert in aid of blood cancer charity Leukaemia Research at 7:30pm (reception to start at 6:30pm) on Saturday 12 July in St Peter's Church, Black Lion Lane, Hammersmith. There are still some tickets available which are priced at £25 each Please contact Alun Watkins on 07789 511793 to book.http://www.concertinthesquare.co.uk/

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If you knew Brian Freeney...

...I'm very sad to say he died last week.    :(There is a Facebook group dedicated to him:http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=17523294673&ref=mf

Lynn Clark ● 6665d0 Comments ● 6665d

Fun, Friendship & Fundraising - We don't just sit there, do you?

Hello! I would like to draw your attention to a great networking and social community club for men aged 18 to 45 in Hammersmith: Round Table London HammersmithWhat is Round TableRound Table is all about having fun with a group of friends while at the same time supporting the local community by organising all sorts of exciting charity activities. We meet twice a month with one meeting being a formal get-together to discuss the running of the club. This takes place at the London Corinthians Sailing Club in Hammersmith right by the Thames. The other meeting is what we call a social meeting with changing venues and activities. In the past we have done pub crawls, visited fabulous restaurants and bars in Central London or had a night at the dogs.Who Joins and Why?It is a great way of meeting people. Our members come from all walks of life, there are no barriers regarding one’s political, religious, occupational or marital status. All males between 18 and 45 can join – a good dash of humour is always welcome, too! Just get in touch and we will be happy to help with any questions you may have.www.rt48.org.ukMarc07841 726 749

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Privatisation of our green spaces

Last year we were told that by the council that the entertainments licence for Ravenscourt Park would only be used for occasional events, which I had no problem with. The council now seem to be about to do a u-turn, with a forthcoming reception to canvas views on events they would like to see in the park. So they want to fill the park with events and prevent local residents from enjoying their green spaces.This is an absolute disgrace Cllr Bristow.

James Bradley-Smith ● 6691d2 Comments ● 6669d

Thursday funny

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girls nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties! !''That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station.We'll never forget you

Carol Burge ● 6669d0 Comments ● 6669d

Moving my office to W12

We are looking to move our company to W12 in 2009.  Ideally we are looking to buy an office of c.2500 sq ft but if nothing comes up we will need serviced offices.  We don't know the area that well from a business point of view so if anyone know of suitable premises or can give us any pointers about working in W12 we would be very grateful.

Sam Reardon Smith ● 6690d6 Comments ● 6671d

Hammersmith Choir's 25th Anniversary Concert

Members of St Peter's Singers, Hammersmith's leading chamber choir, will mark 25 years of singing together this Saturday, July 5th. Their celebratory concert with London Mozart Players will take place at St Michael & All Angels Church [by Turnahm Green Station] at 7.30 pm. Together, they're putting on Haydyn's Nelson Mass and Mozart's Vespers.  It promises to be an excellent evening!  For further details, see www.stpeterssingers.org or telephone 8994 0933.

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Babysitting

My name is Lauren, im sixteen years old and i am english speaking.I am seeking work as a home helper/carer or babysitter locally.I have had a lot of previous experience working with disabled and able-bodied children.From newborn- to 12 year olds.I have excellent references that are checkable.I have completed work experience at the "reflections" project in feltham which is a sensory experience for disabled and able-bodied children and adults.As I have a 9 year old cousin with quadraplegic cerebral palsy and autism, i am very experienced with severley disabled children.I can do some makaton signing too.I would love to help out with families local to me.Feel free to email me with any queries etc.Thanks

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VAN MORRISON CONCERT

I have 4 tickets for the Van Morrison concert at Kenwood House on Saturday 16th August.  They are in Block 1, Row K, Seats 51-54.  The face value of the tickets is £35.50 each.I would be happy to accept an offer.

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