How to cook a turkey!
First, buy the turkey and a bottle of vodka.Pour yourself a glass of vodka and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of vodka, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more vodka of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 of vodka drinky and turk the bastey.Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of vodka.Bake the vodka for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick.Pour yourself another glass of turkey.Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey :D Crappy P!ssmas!.
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